• Microsoft: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Usher!
  • Sony: Here's some games I guess? Also please buy our Move... Please... Someone buy the Move...
  • Ubisoft: We got zombies and hopefully you got hype about that one game?
  • Nintendo: GAMES.
  • Nintendo: GAAAAAAMES.
  • Nintendo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
  • (Reggie's mouth opens far wider than a human's should and he begins shooting Wii Us out of his gaping maw. Members of the audience scramble to gather them up. He tears open his shirt, revealing a cannon embedded into his chest that fires game after game after game.)
  • Namco: TANKS TANKS TANKS